Losers

CRASH

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OK Hinkley and the rest of you spelling challenged people, this is freaking driving me nuts:

A LOSER is one that loses a game, is a jackass, or seems destined to lose. Example: That BigG sure is a loser.

LOOSER is a direction you give when your wife is putting your tie on for you. As in, "Make that tie looser, woman, it's choking me!"

Similarly,

BRAKES are applied when you want to slow your vehicle down. Example: That asshole pulled out in front of me and I had to hit my brakes.


BREAKS
are what happens when you run 37" tires on a Dana 44 in Johnson Valley. Example: Richard always breaks his junk.

Are we clear?

CRASH
 
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"LOOSER" is also what you call a girl you would want to date but not marry.




CRASH said:
OK Hinkley and the rest of you spelling challenged people, this is freaking driving me nuts:

A LOSER is one that loses a game, is a jackass, or seems destined to lose. Example: That BigG sure is a loser.

LOOSER is a direction you give when your wife is putting your tie on for you. As in, "Make that tie looser, woman, it's choking me!"

Similarly,

BRAKES are applied when you want to slow your vehicle down. Example: That asshole pulled out in front of me and I had to hit my brakes.


BREAKS
are what happens when you run 37" tires on a Dana 44 in Johnson Valley. Example: Richard always breaks his junk.

Are we clear?

CRASH
 
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Fucker
 
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Is that a Polish joke?
 
so if your describing a girl who is more sexually free sprited than most and who is also a jackass, would that be a Looser Loser?

And if I happen to snap the bleeder screw of my caliper, did I break my brakes?
 
And for what fucking reason has my ass been drawn into this situation?

I usually pretty good at keeping those correct, BITCH!

So explain yourself looser before I have my dog brake something in your house, BITCH!


hinkley
 
Fergie said:
Hear is one four Mr. Engrish:

What word has a synonym that is also its antonym?

Fergie

Now I definitely won't get any fucking work done today.
 
Talk about LOSERS, fucking JeffVeach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That high horse post was fucking-A-funny!


hinkley
 
Mark Hinkley said:
Talk about LOSERS, fucking JeffVeach!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That high horse post was fucking-A-funny!


hinkley

who is JeffV


does he need a lil reaming?
 
XJ_ranger said:
who is JeffV


does he need a lil reaming?

Jeff Veach invented NAXJA. He invented the internet too, but Al Gore stole the credit.

IMHO, its not worth your time to tangle with him, Ranger Rick.
 
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