I dont hate big tires at all. I just have a distaste for posts in the Tech Forum that dont have any actual tech in them.
People with the type of question posed here will be received much better over on the "other" forum. Besides, there are tons of posts over there on this exact kind of thing. Hell, some could be from me.
Point is, use the tech forum for tech, and JU for requests of this sort. They cater to it.