Glen,put the pitchfork down........

Georgia Mike

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....and step away from the counter! :jester:


Excerpt from news:

The Associated Press
Last Updated 7:37 am PDT Wednesday, September 8, 2004
AIKEN, S.C. (AP) - A robber who used a rusty pitchfork to stick up a bank got away - and so far, finding him has been like looking for a needle in a haystack.
The man, wearing sunglasses and a mask, entered Security Federal Bank Tuesday morning and threatened employees with the 4-foot-long pitchfork. The man took an undisclosed amount of money.

The robber dropped the farm tool as he ran from the bank through a wooded area to a golf course behind the bank, police said.

Bloodhounds tracked the robber to a fast food restaurant parking lot, where police say the man got into a white van driven by a woman.

No customers were in the bank during the holdup, and no one was injured.



I saw this on the local news channel the other day and told my wife "Hey look!! It's Glenn!!" :yelclap:

I guess folks around there do things a little different,eh? :moon:
 
a woman was driving, it had to be a van
 
Ummm, who me? Nahhh we have a electric blue van! LOL!
 
the ghost is white, and you know how smart most "witness" are.
 
2offroad said:
......and you know how smart most "witness" are.


I can here the interviews now.......

"Yeah,that ther vayun wuz waitin' on that feller over yonder-ways in that there parkin' lot. Then I seen 'eim come haulin' ayse outta tha woods right over thar wher them brars is. He made a straight shot fer the vayun and thay wuz outta heer quicker'n a fart 'n tha wind! It's a shame,but he lef bahind a perfekly good pitchfork!!" :farmer:
 
Georgia Mike said:
I can here the interviews now.......

"Yeah,that ther vayun wuz waitin' on that feller over yonder-ways in that there parkin' lot. Then I seen 'eim come haulin' ayse outta tha woods right over thar wher them brars is. He made a straight shot fer the vayun and thay wuz outta heer quicker'n a fart 'n tha wind! It's a shame,but he lef bahind a perfekly good pitchfork!!" :farmer:


You sure do that accent well there bub!
 
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