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Drink anyone?


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Robot Bartender

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.

The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail and then asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies "162" and the robot proceeds to make conversation about
global warming factors, quantum physics and spirituality, biomimicry,
environmental interconnectedness, string theory, nanotechnology, and
sexual proclivities.

The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool." He
decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink.

Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and asks him,
"What's your IQ?"

The man responds, "about 100."

Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, supermodels, favorite fast foods and guns.

Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot
one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him and asks,
"What's your IQ?"

The man replies, "Uhhh, 50, I think."

And the robot says . . . very slowly, "So . . . Is . . . Your . . . Party
. . Gonna . . . Nominate . . . Hillary . . . For . . . President?"