Somone posted that up a while ago (either here or one of my FB people) and I was reading through it. Pretty good stuff, the people get so pissed it's hilarious!
........"Plus, I thought about my plan some more, and I decided to put meow mix all around the input, and just leave the kittens near it. That way, if they get shredded, it is their own damn fault, and my hands are clean."......