#*%$@! cat

[planefixer]

I figure Justin could use a laugh right now so let me tell you about an "incident" that happened last night.

I officially have the clumbsiest cat there is- she's always falling off of stuff and doesn't always land on her feet.Last night I was crashed out on the couch and woke up around midnight to go to bed.I went into the bathroom to take a whiz when all hell broke loose.I have a couple of shelves above the toilet that have towels on them and the cat likes to lay on the lower shelf all the time.Well I'm standing there half asleep taking a piss when I see a black blur zip past my right shoulder.The cat was trying to jump up onto the shelf--she didnt quite make it.She hit the edge of the shelf snagged a towel and fell into the toilet- as I'm pissing- and even managed to slam the lid shut.I lifted the lid and she took off like a rocket.I fished the towel out and immediately threw it in the washing macine then finished taking my piss (didnt get a drop on me through the whole escapade).I went and found the pee & toilet- water soaked cat, dried her off the best I could and finally went to bed.

 

[Kittrell]

:laugh2: AHAHAHAHAHAHA :laugh2:

 

[Starscream]

I figure Justin could use a laugh right now so let me tell you about an "incident" that happened last night.

I officially have the clumbsiest cat there is- she's always falling off of stuff and doesn't always land on her feet.Last night I was crashed out on the couch and woke up around midnight to go to bed.I went into the bathroom to take a whiz when all hell broke loose.I have a couple of shelves above the toilet that have towels on them and the cat likes to lay on the lower shelf all the time.Well I'm standing there half asleep taking a piss when I see a black blur zip past my right shoulder.The cat was trying to jump up onto the shelf--she didnt quite make it.She hit the edge of the shelf snagged a towel and fell into the toilet- as I'm pissing- and even managed to slam the lid shut.I lifted the lid and she took off like a rocket.I fished the towel out and immediately threw it in the washing macine then finished taking my piss (didnt get a drop on me through the whole escapade).I went and found the pee & toilet- water soaked cat, dried her off the best I could and finally went to bed.

You know PETA is gonna have your ass, right? :roflmao:

 

[JEONLYEP]

The cat wouldn't be so clumsy if you'd quit putting it in the dryer each time it got wet!!

DAryl

 

[YELLAHEEP]

Friggin' hilarious!

 

[WB9YZU]

Unbelievablely funny! :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

 

[Bowzer]

:laugh: :rof: :roflmao: :spin1: :roll:
:spin1: :roll: :laugh: :rof: :roflmao:

 

[xjk9bar1]

Stop...my stomach hurts!!!

 

[RTicUL8]

Other fun things to do to your cat:

Wrap an ace bandage loosely around their mid-section, then put them down. They will try to walk, but then fall over.....mucho funny!:thumbup:

Put scotch tape on thier feet, and set them down...more funny!:thumbup:

If you have two cats:
Step #1) Use a lazerlight to tease them. Make sure they chase it.
Step #2) Put the two cats on opposite sides of the room.
Step #3) Point the lazerlight in the middle of the floor - half way between the two cats.
Step #4) Try to get both cats to run for the light at the same moment.
I've only done it once, but I got the cats so interested in chasing the light that they ran into each other in the middle of the floor. BIG Crash, Big Funny! :laugh3:

 

[Kittrell]

Other fun things to do to your cat:

Wrap an ace bandage loosely around their mid-section, then put them down. They will try to walk, but then fall over.....mucho funny!:thumbup:

Put scotch tape on thier feet, and set them down...more funny!:thumbup:

If you have two cats:
Step #1) Use a lazerlight to tease them. Make sure they chase it.
Step #2) Put the two cats on opposite sides of the room.
Step #3) Point the lazerlight in the middle of the floor - half way between the two cats.
Step #4) Try to get both cats to run for the light at the same moment.
I've only done it once, but I got the cats so interested in chasing the light that they ran into each other in the middle of the floor. BIG Crash, Big Funny! :laugh3:

Man, you just love your cats.....

 

[planefixer]

I've actually have 5 cats (along with 3 dogs) and each has their own, distinct personality.I have a laser pointer that I use but only 2 of them chase it- the other 3 could care less.For some great chaotic entertainment let about 3 or 4 moths into the house and watch the mayhem begin.

 

[stewie]

Man, you just love your cats.....

x2. beware of pita though. they would scream bloody murder

 

[Starscream]

Other fun things to do to your cat:

Wrap an ace bandage loosely around their mid-section, then put them down. They will try to walk, but then fall over.....mucho funny!:thumbup:

Put scotch tape on thier feet, and set them down...more funny!:thumbup:

If you have two cats:
Step #1) Use a lazerlight to tease them. Make sure they chase it.
Step #2) Put the two cats on opposite sides of the room.
Step #3) Point the lazerlight in the middle of the floor - half way between the two cats.
Step #4) Try to get both cats to run for the light at the same moment.
I've only done it once, but I got the cats so interested in chasing the light that they ran into each other in the middle of the floor. BIG Crash, Big Funny! :laugh3:

I do this with my cats all the time, minus the "make them crash into each other" part. I just run really tight circles around them so they are just spinning in place... eventually they just kinda fall over and meow as to say, "Very funny, asshole..."

 

[MyJeepXJ]

Step #1) Use a lazerlight to tease them. Make sure they chase it.
Step #2) Put the two cats on opposite sides of the room.
Step #3) Point the lazerlight in the middle of the floor - half way between the two cats.
Step #4) Try to get both cats to run for the light at the same moment.
I've only done it once, but I got the cats so interested in chasing the light that they ran into each other in the middle of the floor. BIG Crash, Big Funny! :laugh3:

I want VIDEO! Im willing to send PayPal payment today for a DVD of this!!

 

[JT_Law]

Another good one is get the dot going in circles on ceiling, if they don't run over each other you get two meows, lol

Also, find that lazy cat you have (you know you have one), then get the friskiest one you have in same room, shine laser on lazy's tail.

Also, run yon speedball down the hall to the bedrooms on the carpet, then run the pointer back along the floor, around the corner, and onto the kitchen tile........at top speed. Repeat, trust me, they will do it again, and again and again...... :laugh3:

BTW, I hope Cat got a bath or that's one nasty smellin......... by now lol
also, no one I know in PITA is that good a shot

 

[WB9YZU]

What is "PITA"?

 

[JT_Law]

Ok ok, s'possed to be PETA, lol
That's what I get for crunchin numbers all day then posting 5 min b4 bed

 

[WB9YZU]

Ok ok, s'possed to be PETA, lol
That's what I get for crunchin numbers all day then posting 5 min b4 bed

If almost figured that's what it was, but then it's been done twice in the thread, so I figured it's a Cat thing ...Damn cats

 

[JT_Law]

Altho, PITA could be Pain in the @$$

With some of the people we deal with we've thought about renaming our place PITA Machine on the machining side and Deli Metals on the supply side since everyone seems to want a pound of this and a half pound of that, :laugh3: