Best Signature quotes

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Post the signature quotes that make you laugh.

"Mud is like a hot chic with an STD, you know the results will be bad but you just gotta hit it."

By: twisted dakota

I love High2by's too

 

[.40CalPatriot]

I think the one I use is pretty good. See below.

 

[Mr.Shrek]

Some people are like slinkies. Not much good for anything but bring a smile to your face when you push them downstairs!

 

[bgwyllys61]

"Mud is like a hot chic with an STD, you know the results will be bad but you just gotta hit it."

this has to be the best one

 

[Mr.Shrek]

"You're talking to my guy all wrong...the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."

 

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"You're talking to my guy all wrong...the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron."

Who was that from?

 

[Mr.Shrek]

Saw it somewhere as a sig, but it's from the movie Joe Dirt.

 

[shelbyluvv]

I have had mine for a few years now.

 

[Sherman_thetank]

my favorite is
If you cant fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

forgot who it was by, but it was someone on here

 

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my favorite is
If you cant fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.

forgot who it was by, but it was someone on here

I LIKE IT!

 

[Built2Flex]

My favorite is "Signatures are like tatoos. You think your cool when you get one, then you realize you look just like everyone else."

 

[jmowens]

From my Cummins Diesel Forum:

I think them PowerStroke guys get the best fuel mileage of us all. They're always on a flatbed!

 

[JeepAddict85]

from pirate4x4......"It's easy to fabricate and make stuff fit together, but it is difficult to fabricate and make parts just barely clear each other"

 

[Team Willys]

One I have on the Mustang Forums:

"Tuners are like tampons, every pussy has one."

One from a diesel truck website:

"To be cummin you gotta be stroking, but to be stroking you gotta be like a rock."

 

[thechief86]

if ya can't DUCK it, f*ck it. (for duct tape, obviously)
if ya can't dodge it, Ram it.
JEEP: Just Enough Essential Parts
Just Everyone Else's Parts
Just Empty Every Pocket
man who stand on toilet is high on pot
girl who sit in judges lap get honorable discharge
it is good to meet girl in park. even better to park meat in girl
religion without science is blind, science without religion is lame.- einstein
friendship is like pissin yourself. everyone can see it, but only you feel the warm feeling it brings
my wife hates my jeep, but my girlfriend loves it!- random dude on ifsja.org

 

[mclovin]

Who was that from?

Christopher walken in joe dirt

 

[KPTHEMP]

This is a good one from Altierior -
"My girlfriend wants to know where she can buy Jeep-scented perfume, so I will pay more attention to her. "

 

[YJ-GENRAL]

just enough essential parts, i like that. havent heard that one before.

 

[Mr.Shrek]

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.

 

[Maxcfm]

Figure good as place as any to say hi to the SEC and jump in :wave1:

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."