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[Frank Z]

So I go to the Dentist today and he says "No Root Canal!"

I'm thinkin' "Sweet!! Fill that fooker and I'm outta here!!"

Then he starts pointing at the x-ray speaking in tongues.
"Blah Blah, jibberjabber, ABSCESS, mumbo jumbo, flipin' flapin, LOST CAUSE, yadda yadda, badaboom badabing, EXTRACTION......here's the name of the Oral Surgeon.

So I'm $400 lighter, toothless, and the GAWD DAMN VICODIN AIN"T GETTING IT DONE.

 

[collkid]

Double your intake of the Vicodin given to you.

Sucks though, Ugh.

 

[jimgrms]

I got a bunch of percocet that will or wash the vicodin down with Jack Daniels

 

[jdxj]

Sorry to hear that Frank

 

[ClarkPeach]

I've been down that path before. Best of luck to you! Maybe see if they can get you some percocet if the vicodin doesn't start kickin' in?

 

[Frank Z]

I'm sure I'll be feelin better tomorrow.

So after the Doc leaves the Dental assistant starts telling me the rulz for the new hole in my jaw, "...Blah, Blah, Blah, and don't use any listerine or Scope for the next day or two..."

NO SHIT?!? Really? Don't poor the oral equivalant of Acid into my pie hole?

 

[planefixer]

I go to the "House Of Pain" tomorrow for the second half of my deep cleaning and then again on the 5th for a crown. :wow:

 

[Jawa]

You could always try some scotch or other kind of whiskey. I'm guessing the first few shots would be hell, but after that you just wouldn't care anymore... :cheers:

 

[Frank Z]

Haven't touched hard liquor in almost 20 years.

 

[old_man]

Its for medicinal purposes. I use a nice large marg and a oxy.

 

[Jawa]

Well, in that case it shouldn't take many shots at all.

 

[Frank Z]

Nooooooo thank you, I walked away from hardcore drinking a long time ago.

 

[kujito]

It's not hardcore drinking, it's 'treatment.'

 

[Hypoid]

I was never even given a choice for similar work, they prescribed percocet. You got hosed Frank!

 

[jdxj]

Nothin wrong with not wantin to drown the pain Frank:yelclap:
Hope you het to feelin better.

 

[jimgrms]

I get to see a doc today who will stic a probe up my hootus and vaporize my k stones i would rather go to the dentist I think

 

[Frank Z]

Dunno about that Jim....could be a toss up at this point.

 

[jimgrms]

The golden years suck

 

[thechief86]

man, i'm only 24, and you guys are making me wonder if i wanna die soon...

 

[jimgrms]

Crap your still a bublegum chewerupper i'm 71 and Frank is wayolder than me