- Location
- 29°58'28.9"N 99°15'15.5"W
1) If you light a fire too close to the camper it will be put out.
2) If you open the door of the camper and throw in food, meat, 'taters, etc, and say, "Here you can cook this too.", it will be thrown back at you.
3) If you must spend the night barfing, do not do it at the front door of the camper where I, the dogs, Lar or anyone else with step in it and track it in.
4) Do not unplug and plug in the camper while I sleep, it F**ks $h!t up electrically.
5) Do not get the dogs drunk, just because they beg for booze doesn't mean they want to come back home and bark down the heat vents.
6) Do not feed my dogs left over food that you have found on the ground, in the trash, or in your hoodie pocket, see rule 5
7) Do not ask to borrow a dog tie out, I cant afford to buy one every trip.
See ya next weekend! <hotlinked RHXJ flip off smiley>
2) If you open the door of the camper and throw in food, meat, 'taters, etc, and say, "Here you can cook this too.", it will be thrown back at you.
3) If you must spend the night barfing, do not do it at the front door of the camper where I, the dogs, Lar or anyone else with step in it and track it in.
4) Do not unplug and plug in the camper while I sleep, it F**ks $h!t up electrically.
5) Do not get the dogs drunk, just because they beg for booze doesn't mean they want to come back home and bark down the heat vents.
6) Do not feed my dogs left over food that you have found on the ground, in the trash, or in your hoodie pocket, see rule 5
7) Do not ask to borrow a dog tie out, I cant afford to buy one every trip.
See ya next weekend! <hotlinked RHXJ flip off smiley>
