I need a quack. Right away....

I don't know how I did it, but I can't raise my head, look right, move my right arm much or too much of anything else. This sucks.

I have an appointment for the morning, but I'm afraid he's just going to tell me I need 25 sessions, twice a week for $100/session. Lousy quacks. Ouch....hope he doesn't read this.....ouch......

Quack.

There. Helps?

5-90

5-90 said:

Quack.

There. Helps?

5-90

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damn, beat me to it

You need one of these
http://www.spikedhumor.com/articles/27630/Japanese_Sex_Chair.html
or you need to get rid of yours, one or the other...
Unless you been part of this group http://youtube.com/watch?v=2e9eaY1c7i0