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Typos from church bulletins - Thanks to church ladies with typewriters:
*Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
*Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer and Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals."
*The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on Water." The sermon
tonight:"Searching for Jesus."
*Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
*Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time!
*The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
*Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help.
*Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
*For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
*Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
*Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
*During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J F. Stubbs occupied our pulpit.
*The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."
*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
*A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
*At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
*Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
*Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
*The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread, and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
*Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
*Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
*The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
*Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. -- prayer and medication to follow.
*The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
*This evening at 7 p.m. will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
*Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
*The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
*Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
*The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
*Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double doors at the side entrance.
*The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday - "I'm Upping My Pledge - Up Yours."
*Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Methodist. Come hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
*Announcement in a church bulletin for a National Prayer and Fasting Conference: "The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer Conference includes meals."
*The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on Water." The sermon
tonight:"Searching for Jesus."
*Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands.
*Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time!
*The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been canceled due to a conflict.
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community. Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
*Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help.
*Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again," giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
*For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
*Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
*Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
*During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J F. Stubbs occupied our pulpit.
*The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing "Break Forth Into Joy."
*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
*A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
*At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
*Eight new choir robes are currently needed, due to the addition of several members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
*Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled.Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
*The Lutheran men's group will meet at 6 p.m. Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread, and dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
*Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want remembered.
*Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
*The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
*Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. -- prayer and medication to follow.
*The ladies of the Church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
*This evening at 7 p.m. will be a hymn sing in the park across from the Church. Bring a blanket and come prepared to sin.
*Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
*The pastor would appreciate if the ladies of the congregation would lend him their electric girdles for the pancake breakfast next Sunday.
*Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
*The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
*Weight Watchers will meet at 7 p.m. at First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double doors at the side entrance.
*The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday - "I'm Upping My Pledge - Up Yours."
