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Things I learned in my XJ

hollywood32

NAXJA Forum User
  • Inchitus is contagious and not covered by insurance.
  • Making your passengers scream at 1 mph is a good thing.
  • Real jeeps rattle.
  • Always grab your camcorder when some says “Hold my beer and watch this.”
  • Honda makes some of the best RTI ramps.
  • Anything can be fixed with a judicious application of JB weld, Duct tape and empty beer cans.
  • Chrome don’t get ya home, but triple A does.
  • Four wheel drive does not keep you from getting stuck it just gets you stuck in places tow trucks don’t go.
  • Money doesn’t buy you love but love can’t buy you lockers.
  • “It’s a jeep thing” and NO, your wife does not understand.
  • Behind every built jeep is a pissed of wife.
  • Cameras are always stored on top of recovery straps.
 
hollywood32 said:
  • Inchitus is contagious and not covered by insurance.
  • Making your passengers scream at 1 mph is a good thing.
  • Real jeeps rattle.
  • Always grab your camcorder when some says “Hold my beer and watch this.”
  • Honda makes some of the best RTI ramps.
  • Anything can be fixed with a judicious application of JB weld, Duct tape and empty beer cans.
  • Chrome don’t get ya home, but triple A does.
  • Four wheel drive does not keep you from getting stuck it just gets you stuck in places tow trucks don’t go.
  • Money doesn’t buy you love but love can’t buy you lockers.
  • “It’s a jeep thing” and NO, your wife does not understand.
  • Behind every built jeep is a pissed of wife.
  • Cameras are always stored on top of recovery straps.

LOL good one! :)
 
hollywood32 said:
  • Inchitus is contagious and not covered by insurance.
  • Making your passengers scream at 1 mph is a good thing.
  • Real jeeps rattle.
  • Always grab your camcorder when some says “Hold my beer and watch this.”
  • Honda makes some of the best RTI ramps.
  • Anything can be fixed with a judicious application of JB weld, Duct tape and empty beer cans.
  • Chrome don’t get ya home, but triple A does.
  • Four wheel drive does not keep you from getting stuck it just gets you stuck in places tow trucks don’t go.
  • Money doesn’t buy you love but love can’t buy you lockers.
  • “It’s a jeep thing” and NO, your wife does not understand.
  • Behind every built jeep is a pissed of wife.
  • Cameras are always stored on top of recovery straps.


:roflmao:

So true.....

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Did someone say Honda?
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HOLLYWOOD
You are truly enlightened.
It is obvious you have completed a journey in which you have suffered great pain and emerged with much wisdom.
Now you know above all we must WHEEL.
 
hollywood32 said:
  • Behind every built jeep is a pissed of EX-wife.
this is my truth and the only real change to the total enlightenment you have posted!! :worship:
 
Mr.OverKill said:
this is my truth and the only real change to the total enlightenment you have posted!! :worship:
at least you picked the right side Troy ;) one is fun no matter how mad it makes you and the other is impossible to figure out why its making noise :D
 
GrimmJeeper said:
at least you picked the right side Troy ;) one is fun no matter how mad it makes you and the other is impossible to figure out why its making noise :D
hijack, i got the lights, thank you. end hijack.
 
hollywood32 said:
  • Money doesn’t buy you love but love can’t buy you lockers.

Then you're with the wrong woman...
 
she didnt buy me lockers but so far she's bought me:
- RE Adj UCAs
- 2 7100s for the front
- XJPod subbox

its about equivalent to buying me a locker
 
mikedashg said:
Haha good ones. Too bad my love bought my locker, so one one of those doesn't work for me. But I paid her back.

You got a front locker??? wow.... No wonder it's been cold out lately. :)
 
Lol...that's funny. That list should be made into a NAXJA t-shirt!!! Somebody with power get on that...I'd buy one!
 
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