DrMoab
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On fun interesting and especially painful ways to Dispatch a rooster.
Well...I think my dad might have dispatched him last night. I haven't been over there this morning to see.stewie said:looks like a vicious animal to me. attacking a kid like that. ill be over there within 20 minutes with a shotgun if you like. give me a call.
stewie said:my sadistic side is showing
or catch it and start cutting parts off in 1" increments from the bottom up. (i got a knife you can borrow for it)
stake to middle of yard and let dogs attack it
break legs/wings and chase
cause internal bleeding
“attach” to a firecracker/firework
burn alive
gouge the eyes out like it nearly did to TJ and let the bird live blind, or dispatch it anyways afterwards
I like the douse with charcoal fluid and light method
Mount behind tire chains and drive
Blowtorch
Impalement x 100
slider said:geeeeese stewie!! calm down!!
DrMoab said:Well...I think my dad might have dispatched him last night. I haven't been over there this morning to see.
Do chickens have Gonads? I was thinking 220 Volts from the garage would be good.
slider said:geeeeese stewie!! calm down!!
LOL...I was just in chat saying..."I wonder who the first weenie will be who comes in and says Oh don't kill the poor bird"Beej said:You guys are sick...
Sure I feel bad for the little fella, but the rooster was just doing his job defending his territory. I bet the little guy learned a valuable lesson about roosters. Kinda like the one I learned about Canada Geese when I was five. They can peck hard enough to break your ankle if you get too close.
Kill it if you must, but do it quick and enjoy his meat...