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quote of the day thread..

If God had meant man to work with electrons, he would have made the darned things big enough to see.

From an Electronics Engineer
 
I was just certain that was gonna be a fart......

Me at WF.
 
These aren't my pants...

mac 'heard more than once at work' gyvr
 
"Surely you can't be serious"

" I am serious........and don't call me Shirley"
 
"your're lucky your're a big boy and I only have one shell....I am fairly confident it will take at least 2 to get the job done right."

-Camilles dad when I asked for her hand in marriage on a hunting trip.......
 
"You Like Dags?" -Brad Pitt in Snatch
 
"Yes I didn't"

Asking a driver his he stoped somewhere the other day
 
"Get Skinny"

When following sami's on the trail through the woods.
 
Good customer walked into the store with a swollen finger today, got stung by a wasp. Said he "was going home to show the wife, maybe soak it in cider (in side her)".
 
"Holy crap its Travis!" -Me, Just now.
 
" Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak"

Mike, Quit talking about me! :D

"GET YOUR ASS IN THE JEEP!" -Cardboard, last weekend

"Frisbeetarianism is that belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck" -George Carlin

"Don't sweat the pety things and don't pet the sweaty things" -George Carlin
 
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